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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

Rounded to the nearest percent, 100% of Earth’s available energy over the long run is sunlight. Fission is the only thing that even comes close, and it still rounds to zero. Solar is paramount for the prosperity of future humans. (and present ones) x.com/jessepeltan/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,549.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,551.80
+2.10 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,555.10
+5.40 (+0.21%)
10 min
$2,551.72
+2.02 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229610
+0.0₃13 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.229840
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.229610
+0.0₃13 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.020920
-0.0₄299 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.020960
+0.0₅999 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.020970
+0.0₄199 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar energy musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH inched up 0.08% in the first minute, peaked at 0.21% by minute five, then settled back to 0.08% at the ten-minute mark: a yawn compared to its historical reactions, where similar posts drove swings up to 0.68%. DOGE barely twitched with 0.06% gains, while GORK flirted with insignificance, dipping 0.14% before recovering. Volatility here is milder than a decaf latte—historically, these posts have sparked everything from ETH’s 1.5% plunge to DOGE’s 0.94% slump, proving crypto traders treat Musk’s energy takes like horoscopes: occasionally glanced at, rarely life-changing. The real mystery is why anyone expected a solar energy quote to move digital assets, unless we’re betting on sunlight-powered blockchain miners.

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