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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

OPEN SOCIETY ADMITS: YES, WE FUND PROTEST GROUPS Protests targeting Elon, Tesla, Trump, and Israel are labeled "grassroots"—but major Democratic donors are footing the bill. Groups like Jewish Voice for Peace and IfNotNow, leading anti-Israel protests, are bankrolled by

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $67.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$66.98
-0.020 (-0.03%)
5 min
$67.04
+0.040 (+0.06%)
10 min
$67.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $287.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$287.34
-0.573 (-0.20%)
5 min
$288.00
+0.093 (+0.03%)
10 min
$289.60
+1.69 (+0.59%)

ETH

Before post: $1,851.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,858.04
+6.74 (+0.36%)
5 min
$1,862.21
+10.91 (+0.59%)
10 min
$1,863.87
+12.57 (+0.68%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.183510
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.183590
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.183200
-0.0₃31 (-0.17%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic Elon Musk post—equal parts conspiracy theory, political grenade, and crypto-shilling dog whistle. Let’s break down the market’s reaction to this geopolitical espresso shot. PayPal barely flinched, because even drama this spicy can’t make legacy fintech exciting. Tesla dipped momentarily (0.20%)—perhaps investors briefly forgot Musk thrives on chaos—before rebounding, because nothing says "buy the dip" like a CEO who treats shareholder value like a Twitter reply thread. ETH rallied steadily, because crypto bros interpret Musk-induced chaos as bullish (world burning? *Stonks*). DOGE, the meme-coin barometer of Musk’s whims, did nothing, then something, then nothing again—a perfect metaphor for its utility. Conclusion: Musk’s post was less "market-moving revelation" and more "Monday morning troll," but Tesla and ETH still got a bump because the market has accepted that his brand of chaos is priced in. As for DOGE? It’s just happy to be included. Irony level: *posting about shadowy funding while your own companies fund your legal bills*. Classic Elon.