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TRUMP: "Who are you with? The Wall Street Journal has truly gone to hell. It is a rotten newspaper. Did you hear what I said? It's a rotten newspaper."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,792.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,797.58
+5.14 (+0.29%)
5 min
$1,797.30
+4.86 (+0.27%)
10 min
$1,796.08
+3.64 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170760
+0.0₃73 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.170660
+0.0₃63 (+0.37%)
10 min
$0.170590
+0.0₃56 (+0.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post quoting Trump's media rant somehow made crypto traders briefly forget they were supposed to panic. ETH wobbled like a tipsy aristocrat: up 0.29% in 1 minute, then gently settling at 0.20% over 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, pretended to move with identical percentage changes despite its comically static price decimals. Volatility was milder than a British tea party—ETH’s 0.29% swing wouldn’t even register on the historical Richter scale of crypto tantrums. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a billionaire’s newspaper vendetta sparking more action than actual financial reports.

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