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DOGE's Antonio Gracias Says Illegal Migrants Have Voted in U.S. Elections "We have found [illegal migrants] who actually voted ... We already had three arrests in Florida and one indictment ... My opinion is that this is the tip of the iceberg." Full Episode w/

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,507.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,512.73
+5.32 (+0.21%)
5 min
$2,514.10
+6.69 (+0.27%)
10 min
$2,527.73
+20.32 (+0.81%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230260
+0.0₃28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.230350
+0.0₃37 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.231400
+0.001 (+0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022170
+0.0₃17 (+0.77%)
5 min
$0.022110
+0.0₃11 (+0.50%)
10 min
$0.022210
+0.0₃21 (+0.95%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions in crypto markets, proving once again that even nonsense can move numbers. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.21% in 1 minute, +0.27% in 5 minutes, and +0.81% in 10 minutes, mirroring past patterns where similar posts sparked fleeting enthusiasm. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with DOGE’s peak at +0.62% and GORK’s at +0.95%, both well within their usual range of "why are we even tracking this." Volatility remains tame compared to historical spikes, suggesting the market has learned to treat Musk’s musings like a mildly interesting weather report—brief attention, then back to staring at charts. The real takeaway? A post about election conspiracy theories moved crypto more than actual elections. Priorities, people.

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