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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

China didn’t build all this solar for the purpose of lowering emissions. They’re tapping the largest energy resource on Earth. Emissions reductions are a side effect.

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.54
+0.025 (+0.03%)
5 min
$72.46
-0.053 (-0.07%)
10 min
$72.38
-0.135 (-0.19%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $340.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$338.81
-1.656 (-0.49%)
5 min
$339.05
-1.415 (-0.42%)
10 min
$337.24
-3.220 (-0.95%)

ETH

Before post: $2,555.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,538.72
-16.790 (-0.66%)
5 min
$2,543.91
-11.600 (-0.45%)
10 min
$2,517.30
-38.210 (-1.50%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223110
-0.002 (-0.94%)
5 min
$0.223750
-0.001 (-0.65%)
10 min
$0.221300
-0.004 (-1.74%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023210
+0.0₄2 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.023200
+0.0₅999 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.022800
-0.0₃389 (-1.68%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest hundred_points post triggered a market shrug with a side of crypto confusion. PayPal wobbled like a distracted intern: +0.03% in 1 minute, then -0.07% at 5 minutes, settling at -0.19% after 10. Tesla mirrored a sleepy EV: -0.49% immediately, -0.42% shortly after, then a sharper -0.95%. Crypto took the brunt: ETH dropped -0.66%, -0.45%, then -1.50%, while DOGE did its usual meme thing with -0.94%, -0.65%, and -1.74%. GORK, the perpetual enigma, briefly flirted with positivity before plunging -1.68%. Volatility was tame by Muskian standards—no 10% swings, just the usual erratic whispers. Historical data shows these posts are a coin flip: sometimes ETH rallies 0.63%, other times it sulks. Tesla’s reaction was notably more negative this round, perhaps reflecting investor fatigue with solar-powered side quests. The real winner here is anyone who didn’t reflexively trade based on a recycled tweet about China’s energy strategy.

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