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SMX
@iam_smx

"Being a Mom is just as important as any career." -Elon Musk

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,673.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,677.20
+3.28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,681.24
+7.32 (+0.27%)
10 min
$2,690.74
+16.82 (+0.63%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239790
+0.0₃129 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.239920
+0.0₃259 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.239440
-0.0₃22 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.035150
+0.0₃46 (+1.33%)
5 min
$0.034050
-0.0₃64 (-1.84%)
10 min
$0.033840
-0.0₃849 (-2.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's musings on motherhood triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with ETH modestly outperforming DOGE's existential shrug. ETH inched up 0.12% in the first minute, climbing to 0.63% after ten minutes, while DOGE oscillated between a 0.11% gain and a 0.09% loss, proving once again that meme coins have the attention span of a goldfish. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, spiked 1.33% before nosediving 2.45%, because why not. Compared to past "hundred_points" posts, this was tame: ETH’s 0.63% move paled against its 0.68% historical average, and DOGE’s volatility was halved. Tesla and PayPal barely flinched this time, suggesting even the market is bored of decoding Musk’s parenting hot takes. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on a billionaire’s mommy blog energy.

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