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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

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ELON: WE'RE NOT GONNA SEND MONEY TO D.C. GRAFTERS AND WARLORDS "We just wanna see the evidence. That the program was doing—actually doing—good, and not just funding graft in DC and warlords in some country. Because over and over again we saw these sympathetic-sounding x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,558.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,558.12
+0.090 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,554.51
-3.520 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,550.67
-7.360 (-0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227530
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.226750
-0.0₃89 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.226500
-0.001 (-0.50%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021040
-0.0₃13 (-0.61%)
5 min
$0.021100
-0.0₄7 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.021110
-0.0₄6 (-0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political rant triggered the crypto equivalent of a shrug, with ETH and DOGE barely flinching. ETH wobbled between +0.09 (0.00%) at 1 minute and -7.36 (-0.29%) at 10 minutes, while DOGE slid gently from -0.00 (-0.05%) to -0.00 (-0.50%) over the same period. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the drop with -0.00 (-0.61%) at 1 minute before settling at -0.00 (-0.28%). Historically, similar posts caused wilder swings: ETH once jumped +16.82 (+0.63%) in 10 minutes, while DOGE has flipped between +0.43% and -1.74% on identical rhetoric. Today’s reaction suggests the market has grown numb to Musk’s political hot takes—or perhaps just exhausted. Nothing says "market maturity" like watching crypto traders yawn at a billionaire’s soapbox moment.

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