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@NiohBerg

Girl in the front was executed. Girl in the back fled to Sweden where she lives in exile to this day. They both actively worked towards and celebrated their own demise. I am begging the West to stop thinking this could never happen to you, because it can and it 100% will. x.com/niohberg/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,953.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,961.02
+7.45 (+0.19%)
5 min
$3,958.41
+4.84 (+0.12%)
10 min
$3,960.33
+6.76 (+0.17%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192210
+0.0₃959 (+0.50%)
5 min
$0.192020
+0.0₃769 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.191820
+0.0₃569 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002282
-0.0₅299 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.002282
-0.0₅299 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.002288
+0.0₅299 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic hundred_points posts are becoming the market's most reliable non-indicator. The latest apolitical doom-scrolling triggered a now-standard micro-sprint: ETH up 0.19% in one minute, DOGE eking out a 0.50% gain, and GORK barely twitching. This volatility is remarkably tame, a mere ripple compared to the asset's own historical swings from these identical signals, which have previously sent ETH on 0.81% rallies and 1.50% plunges. The only thing more predictable than the post is the market's collective shrug, proving that even existential dread has a rapidly diminishing marginal return.

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