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Cynical Publius
@CynicalPublius

I was quite literally radicalized by 60 Minutes. I used to be like so many Americans, watching it religiously and trusting it. But then as a young man I watched them do a report on something for which I am an expert. Their reporting was wildly inaccurate and was obviously done x.com/julieroginsky/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,482.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,476.74
-5.400 (-0.12%)
5 min
$4,479.10
-3.040 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,477.03
-5.110 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.249560
-0.0₃269 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.250290
+0.0₃46 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.249920
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011350
+0.0₄3 (+0.27%)
5 min
$0.011410
+0.0₄899 (+0.80%)
10 min
$0.011311
-0.0₅9 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has weaponized the hundred_points meme again, but the market's reaction is now a masterclass in indifference. Ethereum saw minor declines across all timeframes: down 0.12% in one minute, 0.07% in five, and 0.11% in ten. Dogecoin and GORK were essentially flat, with Doge posting a negligible 0.18% five-minute gain and GORK a fleeting 0.80% pop before fading. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where the same signal once moved ETH over 1.5% and sent meme coins on genuine, if short-lived, adventures. The most radical thing here is the market's growing immunity to the bit.

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