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Dan
@KettlebellDan

how fast is Grok Imagine you say?

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,457.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,460.67
+3.41 (+0.08%)
5 min
$4,456.85
-0.410 (-0.01%)
10 min
$4,456.55
-0.710 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.246740
+0.0₃279 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.246480
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.246440
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012227
+0.0₆999 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.012155
-0.0₄71 (-0.58%)
10 min
$0.012062
-0.0₃164 (-1.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves that even his most nonsensical utterances can move digital mountains. ETH saw a fleeting 0.08% pump that evaporated within minutes, while DOGE managed a barely-there 0.11% jiggle. The real story is GORK, which nosedived over 1% as the market apparently decided the AI's own token was the punchline. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar vague posts have triggered more pronounced, albeit equally short-lived, spasms. It seems the market has finally learned to read between the lines, only to find there's nothing there.

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