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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Grok 4 Imagine.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,725.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,728.08
+2.19 (+0.06%)
5 min
$3,724.98
-0.910 (-0.02%)
10 min
$3,724.01
-1.880 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.211080
+0.0₃64 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.210580
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.210700
+0.0₃26 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006836
-0.0₄2 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.006850
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.006840
-0.0₄16 (-0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual market shrug, proving once again that ambiguity is the only consistent performer. ETH saw a fleeting 0.06% uptick in the first minute before fading into insignificance with a 0.05% drop over ten minutes: classic whiplash for a coin that’s seen far worse from Musk’s musings. DOGE managed a microscopic 0.30% pop, then settled into its usual role as a volatility placebo. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped slightly, as if to remind everyone it exists. Compared to historical posts with similar vibes, this was a snooze fest: past "improving fast" variants sent ETH down as much as 0.61%, while DOGE and GORK swung wildly between existential crises and brief euphoria. Today’s reaction was like watching a sloth attempt day trading. The market’s takeaway? Musk’s words move needles, but only if you’re using a microscope and ignoring the bigger picture. Perhaps the real volatility is in trying to find meaning in "grok 4 imagine. dizzy."

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