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The British Patriot
@TheBritLad

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BREAKING: A woman has been arrested for flying a British flag at Epping council building. Britain is a soviet state.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,459.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,462.68
+2.97 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,467.38
+7.67 (+0.17%)
10 min
$4,464.56
+4.85 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217900
+0.0₄2 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.217930
+0.0₄5 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.217570
-0.0₃309 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008740
+0.0₄47 (+0.54%)
5 min
$0.008732
+0.0₄39 (+0.45%)
10 min
$0.008729
+0.0₄36 (+0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest geopolitical hot take on British sovereignty proved to be a financial snooze-fest. ETH saw a tepid climb: up 0.07% in the first minute, 0.17% after five, and a mere 0.11% after ten. DOGE was practically comatose with a negligible 0.01% gain and 0.02% rise before a 0.14% dip, while the meme coin GORK posted the most excitement with a consistent but tiny half-percent bump. This volatility is remarkably subdued compared to historical "crazy" and "insane" posts, which have triggered moves over four times larger in ETH and sent DOGE on actual rides. The market's apparent boredom with a descent into Soviet Britain suggests that for crypto traders, political chaos is only compelling if it's domestically sourced.

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