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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Grok continues to lead the benchmarks.

🔥 #1 on Terminal-Bench Hard, GPQA Diamond, and SciCode, ahead of OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Google’s Gemini, Anthropic’s Claude, and others.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,504.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,502.69
-1.390 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,503.78
-0.300 (-0.01%)
10 min
$4,506.99
+2.91 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.253710
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.253840
+0.0₃13 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.254240
+0.0₃53 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014728
-0.0₄28 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.014681
-0.0₄75 (-0.51%)
10 min
$0.014760
+0.0₅4 (+0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 'progress' post proves that even AI benchmarks can't benchmark a consistent market reaction. The immediate impact was a study in indifference: ETH wobbled between a 0.03% dip and a 0.06% gain, DOGE eked out a microscopic 0.21% climb, and GORK briefly forgot which way was up. Historically, these near-identical announcements have triggered a full spectrum of contradictory price swings, from sharp drops to modest rallies, making this non-event the most predictable outcome yet. It seems the market has finally achieved sentience: it now yawns at the boss's quarterly performance review.

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