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Grok 4 Fast is now #1 on LiveCodeBench (Coding) Grok 4 secures the #2 spot right after Grok 4 Fast

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,011.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,012.88
+1.49 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,009.42
-1.970 (-0.05%)
10 min
$4,019.93
+8.54 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233740
+0.0₃14 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.233230
-0.0₃37 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.233990
+0.0₃39 (+0.17%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010072
-0.0₄11 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.010064
-0.0₄189 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.010086
+0.0₅299 (+0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "progress" post triggered a market response so subtle it could be mistaken for a rounding error. The immediate one-minute moves were a mixed bag: ETH up a negligible 0.04%, DOGE up 0.06%, while the eponymous GORK dipped 0.11%. Over ten minutes, the narrative barely changed, with ETH gaining 0.21% and DOGE 0.17%, showcasing volatility that makes watching paint dry seem like an extreme sport. Compared to historical parallels, this event landed with the market impact of a feather on a scale, paling against instances where similar posts actually moved needles by a few tenths of a percent. It seems the market's algorithm for parsing "progress" has finally achieved peak efficiency: recognizing the signal and wisely deciding to do almost nothing.

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