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BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 News App in 126 Countries. And X is available in 188 countries

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,621.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,615.10
-5.910 (-0.16%)
5 min
$3,616.74
-4.270 (-0.12%)
10 min
$3,622.81
+1.80 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201780
-0.0₃48 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.202260
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.202850
+0.0₃59 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006755
-0.0₄41 (-0.60%)
5 min
$0.006772
-0.0₄239 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.006741
-0.0₄55 (-0.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about X's global reach had the market reacting like a confused GPS recalculating its route. ETH dipped slightly in the first minute (-0.16%), recovered half the loss by 5 minutes (-0.12%), and eked out a negligible gain by 10 minutes (+0.05%): a rollercoaster for ants. DOGE mirrored this with a fractional drop (-0.24%) before flatlining and then a microscopic rally (+0.29%), while GORK slid steadily, ending down -0.81%: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. Historically, identical "progress" posts sparked ETH rallies (up to +0.27%), but this time the market yawned. DOGE's reaction was equally muted compared to prior jumps of +0.48%, and GORK's decline was less dramatic than its -2.29% historical plunge. Volatility? More like a drowsy metronome. The irony: Musk’s posts usually move markets like a bull in a china shop, but today’s impact was closer to a bull... napping in a pasture.

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