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JD Vance
@JDVance

Law enforcement arrested this thug 14 times. It wasn’t law enforcement that failed. It was weak politicians like you who kept letting him out of prison. x.com/roycoopernc/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,329.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,326.25
-3.560 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,326.60
-3.210 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,325.19
-4.620 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.241400
-0.0₃53 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.241330
-0.0₃6 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.241370
-0.0₃56 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012523
+0.0₄739 (+0.59%)
5 min
$0.012671
+0.0₃221 (+1.78%)
10 min
$0.012668
+0.0₃219 (+1.76%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's political commentary once again proves to be a more reliable signal for meme coins than for serious policy debate. The market's immediate reaction was a collective shrug: ETH barely moved, down 0.11% after ten minutes, while DOGE saw a slightly more pronounced dip of 0.23%. The real winner was the micro-cap GORK, which rallied nearly 1.8%, highlighting that the only thing more volatile than Musk's opinions is the appetite for utterly speculative assets. Historically, these identical "hundred_points" posts have triggered a coin flip of reactions, sending ETH on wild swings from +0.68% to -1.50% with no discernible pattern. It seems the market has finally learned that not every Musk post is a buy signal, unless you're trading in political theater or tokens named after noises.

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