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Kaizen D. Asiedu
@thatsKAIZEN

It’s incoherent to want to ban guns while complaining about fascism. Guns are the defense against fascism.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,293.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,294.65
+1.58 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,293.30
+0.230 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,292.96
-0.110 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217500
+0.0₃28 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.217360
+0.0₃14 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.217310
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009240
-0.0₅6 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.009240
-0.0₅6 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.009256
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again deployed his favorite meme cannon, but the market's response was more of a polite golf clap than a roaring cheer. Ethereum saw a fleeting one-minute pop of 1.58 dollars, a mere 0.04 percent gain, which then fizzled to near-zero within ten minutes. Dogecoin managed a microscopic 0.13 percent lift, while the mysterious GORK token barely registered a pulse, wobbling between negligible gains and losses. This muted volatility is a far cry from historical precedents, where the same meme has triggered ETH swings exceeding half a percent and sent DOGE on more notable, albeit still silly, jaunts. It appears the market's algorithm has finally learned that not every hundred points is a bull signal, sometimes it's just a hundred points.

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