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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Whatever happened in the USA is now happening in Europe. A gigantic magnet to attract illegal immigrants and have them stay in the country. It's outrageous that taxpayer money is spent on luxury hotels for illegals, because they are trying to import voters to win elections.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,399.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,402.40
+3.13 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,396.36
-2.910 (-0.07%)
10 min
$4,406.31
+7.04 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.211110
+0.0₃369 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.210960
+0.0₃219 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.211380
+0.0₃64 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008974
+0.0₄199 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.008961
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.008954
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again deployed his favorite political talking point to remarkably little market effect. The immediate price action was a masterclass in ambivalence: ETH saw a negligible plus 0.07 percent at one minute, a minus 0.07 percent dip at five, and a minor plus 0.16 percent rise at ten. DOGE and GORK barely registered the event, with movements all under a third of a percent. This muted volatility is entirely on brand for this specific post, which historically generates more noise than narrative, typically resulting in crypto moves well under one percent. It seems the market has priced in political outrage as a constant, leaving little room for speculative alpha unless you're trading in the third decimal place.

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