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What happens in Europe is a warning for America…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,436.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,444.10
+7.40 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,469.13
+32.43 (+0.73%)
10 min
$4,458.96
+22.26 (+0.50%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217880
+0.0₄499 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.218420
+0.0₃59 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.218110
+0.0₃28 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008879
+0.0₅799 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.008919
+0.0₄479 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.008896
+0.0₄249 (+0.28%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again deployed his favorite cryptic bat-signal, and the market's Pavlovian response is as reliable as it is minuscule. Ethereum saw the most notable movement, climbing 0.17% in the first minute, peaking at a 0.73% gain after five minutes, and settling at a 0.50% increase after ten. Dogecoin and the meme token GORK barely registered the event, with changes so small they round to zero, showcasing a volatility that is more of a gentle ripple compared to the historical tsunamis this exact post has sometimes caused. The true market impact here is a masterclass in predictability, proving that even a hundred-point warning about the fate of the West is ultimately worth about seventy-three basis points and a shrug.

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