More Starlinks reach orbit

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SpaceX
@SpaceX

Falcon 9 delivers 28

@Starlink satellites to orbit from Florida

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,827.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.44
-0.430 (-0.02%)
5 min
$1,827.63
-0.240 (-0.01%)
10 min
$1,826.72
-1.150 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172190
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.172260
+0.0₃14 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.172000
-0.0₃12 (-0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's satellite updates are now the crypto market's equivalent of a weather report: technically informative but predictably inconsequential. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker after the post: down 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.01% in 5 minutes, and 0.06% in 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, managed a 0.04% uptick in 1 minute before fading to a 0.07% loss. Historical context reveals these moves are quieter than a library compared to past SpaceX tweets: ETH’s 0.22% drop on May 4th still holds the crown for overreacting to orbital trivia. DOGE’s 0.29% surge for Congo access remains its peak "satellite FOMO" moment. The market’s reaction to Musk’s space updates is now so muted it suggests traders have finally learned to ignore the man behind the rocket-shaped curtain.

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