
Elon Musk
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ETH
Before post: $1,825.44
DOGE
Before post: $0.17
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Elon Musk's satellite trivia somehow managed to briefly deflate crypto like a slow-leaking balloon. ETH dipped 0.16% in the first minute, then 0.27% over five minutes, before a partial recovery left it down just 0.06% after ten: a classic case of traders overreacting to unrelated Musk musings. DOGE mirrored this with 0.16% and 0.23% drops, though its 0.05% ten-minute slump suggests even meme coins have limits to their attention spans. Volatility here was mild by crypto standards—more "lightly shaken soda" than "exploding champagne bottle"—especially compared to the usual frenzy when Musk actually mentions crypto. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a 0.27% swing because someone did space math out loud.