29 more Starlink satellites added to the constellation

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SpaceX
@SpaceX

Falcon 9 delivers 29

@Starlink satellites to orbit from Florida

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,825.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.35
+1.56 (+0.09%)
5 min
$1,824.68
-1.110 (-0.06%)
10 min
$1,821.75
-4.040 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173180
+0.0₃15 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.172860
-0.0₃169 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.172690
-0.0₃339 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's space-themed non-sequitur once again proves crypto markets will cling to any narrative, however tenuous. ETH spiked 0.09% in the first minute, then slid 0.22% over ten minutes as traders remembered rockets aren't blockchain upgrades. DOGE's "movement" was statistically indistinguishable from a rounding error, with a 0.2% drop that somehow still counts as volatility for a meme coin. This qualifies as tame by Musk-induced standards: no Lambo emojis were harmed in the making of this non-catalysts. The real mystery is why anyone expected orbital mechanics to move digital asset prices, but here we are.

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