Starlink available in Congo!

avatar
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV

BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,825.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,825.11
-0.440 (-0.02%)
5 min
$1,825.84
+0.290 (+0.02%)
10 min
$1,827.40
+1.85 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173120
+0.0₄699 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.173240
+0.0₃189 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.173560
+0.0₃509 (+0.29%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's non-tweet about Starlink in Congo sent crypto markets on a joyride to nowhere. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.10% gain over 10 minutes: the financial equivalent of a shrug. DOGE, ever the loyal hype beast, inched up 0.29% in 10 minutes, proving once again that it runs on vibes alone. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual market-moving antics—no Lambos were flipped, no fortunes were lost. The real breakthrough here is how little it takes to make traders stare at charts like they’re reading tea leaves.