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Captain Eli
@TheCaptainEli

האם כבר אמרתם לחברים ומשפחה על גרוק? לא חייב לומר כלום, פשוט תורידו להם לטלפון..

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,637.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,633.53
-4.360 (-0.09%)
5 min
$4,628.05
-9.840 (-0.21%)
10 min
$4,627.18
-10.710 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231420
-0.0₃62 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.231260
-0.0₃78 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.230500
-0.002 (-0.66%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010900
-0.0₄39 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.010829
-0.0₃11 (-1.01%)
10 min
$0.010854
-0.0₄85 (-0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves even his hundred_points schtick has diminishing returns. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.09%), 5min (-0.21%), 10min (-0.23%). DOGE and GORK followed suit with similar micro-fluctuations, all under 1%—barely a ripple in the crypto kiddie pool. Historically, identical posts swung ETH between -1.5% and +0.81%, DOGE between -1.74% and +0.62%, and GORK between -2.45% and +1.33%. Today’s reaction? A shrug wrapped in a yawn. The market’s verdict: either Captain Eli’s charm has expired, or everyone finally learned to ignore the man behind the meme curtain.

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