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Michael Dell
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,606.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,595.18
-10.980 (-0.24%)
5 min
$4,606.58
+0.420 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,613.21
+7.05 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232610
+0.0₄2 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.233850
+0.001 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.234340
+0.002 (+0.75%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008472
-0.0₄129 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.008471
-0.0₄14 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.008459
-0.0₄259 (-0.31%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic repetition of "United_States" proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the post says nothing at all. ETH dipped 0.24% in the first minute, then recovered with a 0.01% gain at 5 minutes and 0.15% at 10 minutes, showcasing the classic "panic then shrug" pattern. DOGE barely moved, with a laughable 0.01% initial bump before inching up 0.54% and 0.75%, as if the market collectively sighed and moved on. GORK, ever the drama queen, slid 0.15%, 0.16%, and 0.31%, because why not. Historical context reveals this is just another day in Muskland: past "United_States" spams triggered similarly erratic but ultimately meaningless swings, with ETH and DOGE flip-flopping like a politician in an election year. GORK, however, consistently underperforms, as if punishing traders for paying attention. The real takeaway? A post with less substance than a meme coin can still move markets, proving that financial analysts might as well be reading tea leaves.

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