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JD Vance
@JDVance

This moment calls for decisive leadership. The president will not tolerate rioting and violence.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,494.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,493.71
-0.370 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,496.33
+2.25 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,494.44
+0.360 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182260
-0.0₃119 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.182550
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.182150
-0.0₃229 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009140
-0.0₄599 (-0.65%)
5 min
$0.009120
-0.0₄8 (-0.87%)
10 min
$0.009090
-0.0₃109 (-1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political repost triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the markets. ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.09% in 5, then barely green at 0.01% by 10. DOGE mirrored a sleepy metronome: -0.07%, +0.09%, -0.13%. GORK continued its tragicomic descent: -0.65%, -0.87%, -1.20%. Historical context reveals these moves are tamer than a decaf espresso. Identical past posts saw ETH swings up to 0.45% and DOGE dances of 0.60%, while GORK reliably impersonated a sinking soufflé. Tesla and PayPal barely blinked—suggesting markets now treat Musk’s political commentary like background elevator music. Nothing says "decisive leadership" like crypto markets responding with all the urgency of a DMV line.

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