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Rand Paul
@RandPaul

I agree with Elon. We have both seen the massive waste in government spending and we know another $5 trillion in debt is a huge mistake. We can and must do better. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.26

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$71.25
-0.015 (-0.02%)
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$71.26
-0.005 (-0.01%)
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$71.27
+0.005 (+0.01%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $348.74

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$348.34
-0.400 (-0.11%)
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$346.91
-1.830 (-0.52%)
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$346.10
-2.640 (-0.76%)

ETH

Before post: $2,627.46

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$2,624.30
-3.160 (-0.12%)
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$2,622.45
-5.010 (-0.19%)
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$2,621.29
-6.170 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.197170
+0.0₃16 (+0.08%)
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$0.197100
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
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$0.197280
+0.0₃27 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010770
-0.0₄199 (-0.19%)
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$0.010710
-0.0₄799 (-0.74%)
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$0.010670
-0.0₃119 (-1.11%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political echo chamber post sent markets into a frenzy of barely detectable shrugs. PayPal barely blinked: down 0.02% in 1 minute, then flatlined with a 0.01% dip at 5 minutes, and a heroic 0.01% recovery by 10 minutes. Tesla showed slightly more drama: 0.11% drop at 1 minute, accelerating to 0.52% at 5 minutes, and 0.76% by 10 minutes—still less dramatic than a grocery store parking lot fender bender. Crypto reacted like a sleepy cat: ETH down 0.12% to 0.23%, DOGE wobbled between 0.05% and 0.14% gains, and GORK—the perpetual underdog—tumbled 1.11% because why not. Historical context reveals this is just another Tuesday: similar posts caused ETH to swing between 0.03% dips and 0.23% gains, while DOGE and GORK continue their chaotic tango of irrelevance. The real takeaway: markets now treat Musk’s political musings with the same enthusiasm as a lukewarm cup of coffee.

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