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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

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ELON IS RIGHT, A BILL IS EITHER BIG OR BEAUTIFUL Elon’s crusade to gut Washington’s bureaucracy had public support, bold plans, and even Trump’s backing. But Congress abandoned real spending cuts once the cameras were off and the trillion-dollar “Big Beautiful” bill rolled x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,615.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,610.71
-4.920 (-0.19%)
5 min
$2,609.48
-6.150 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,608.70
-6.930 (-0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189130
-0.0₃49 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.188990
-0.0₃63 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.189010
-0.0₃609 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009910
-0.0₃129 (-1.29%)
5 min
$0.009900
-0.0₃139 (-1.39%)
10 min
$0.009920
-0.0₃12 (-1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political rant triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite cough in a library. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.19% in 1 minute, 0.24% in 5, and 0.26% in 10. DOGE mirrored this with 0.26%, 0.33%, and 0.32% drops. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the pack at 1.29%, 1.39%, and 1.20%. Historical context shows these moves are barely a blip: past similar posts saw ETH swings between -0.26% and +0.23%, DOGE between -0.33% and +0.78%, and GORK between -1.29% and +1.71%. Volatility? More like a sleepy pendulum. Nothing says "market-moving" like a tweet that makes crypto traders yawn harder than a congressional hearing.

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