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stepfanie tyler
@wildbarestepf

FOX News comments is a great place to understand conservative views since they get so much traffic—i was curious what the people were saying about Elon shit-talking the BBB and i'm shocked almost every comment is in agreement with Elon—to see so many vehemently disagreeing with

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.49

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$72.50
+0.005 (+0.01%)
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$72.44
-0.050 (-0.07%)
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$72.43
-0.065 (-0.09%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.65

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$333.70
-0.955 (-0.29%)
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$334.17
-0.485 (-0.14%)
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$334.25
-0.405 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,637.76

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$2,637.95
+0.190 (+0.01%)
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$2,635.82
-1.940 (-0.07%)
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$2,634.81
-2.950 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

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$0.190830
+0.0₃219 (+0.12%)
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$0.190700
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
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$0.190820
+0.0₃209 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010450
-0.0₄5 (-0.48%)
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$0.010410
-0.0₄899 (-0.86%)
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$0.010410
-0.0₄899 (-0.86%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post sparked more confusion than conviction, with markets reacting like a drowsy cat to a laser pointer. PayPal edged up 0.01% in the first minute, then dipped 0.07% and 0.09% over 5 and 10 minutes, proving even fintech isn’t immune to Musk-induced whiplash. Tesla slid 0.29% immediately, then pared losses to 0.12%—because nothing says stability like a CEO who treats stocks like meme tokens. ETH and DOGE wobbled within 0.12% ranges, while GORK shed nearly 1%, because obscure altcoins always overcorrect for relevance. Compared to past posts, this volatility was tame: ETH once swung 0.23% on similar rhetoric, and Tesla has bled 0.76% in 10 minutes before. Today’s moves fit the pattern of “Musk murmurs, markets shrug—mostly.” The real takeaway? If you’re trading based on Elon’s Fox News commentary deep dives, you’ve already lost.

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