Why are the Grok and the 𝕏 app excluded from every list, except those measuring raw downloads, but ChatGPT is on every list? This is messed up!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

𝕏 is the #1 news app in the US, leading both the “Free” and “Grossing” categories on the App Store. Why is it hard to find and not featured on Apple’s News page, while ChatGPT is promoted everywhere?

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Elon Musk's latest App Store grievance sparked more confusion than conviction in crypto markets. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived developer: up 0.02% in 1 minute, then 0.09% in 5 minutes, before dipping 0.06% by the 10-minute mark. DOGE and GORK, ever the loyal sidekicks, posted modest gains—GORK’s 2.06% spike in 5 minutes being the standout, though still smaller than a rounding error in most asset classes. Compared to historical tantrums, this was a snooze: past posts with 50-60% similarity triggered ETH swings up to 0.65% and DOGE drops over 1%. Today’s reaction suggests the market is treating Musk’s app-related rants like outdated software—technically functional, but no longer worth the update. Nothing says "healthy market dynamics" like digital assets twitching because a billionaire is upset about app store rankings.

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