Grok just passed Google in the App Store!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: Grok has officially overtaken Google — it’s now the 5th most popular app in the AppStore.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,208.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,205.07
-3.560 (-0.08%)
5 min
$4,204.21
-4.420 (-0.11%)
10 min
$4,191.64
-16.990 (-0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222820
-0.0₃34 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.222740
-0.0₃42 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.221570
-0.002 (-0.71%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007495
+0.0₄239 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.007510
+0.0₄389 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.007497
+0.0₄259 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok milestone post triggered the crypto market's version of a polite golf clap. ETH dipped mildly: down 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5 minutes, and 0.40% in 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with drops of 0.15%, 0.19%, and 0.71% over the same periods. GORK, the apparent beneficiary, barely budged: up 0.32%, 0.52%, and 0.35%. Compared to historical reactions, this was a snooze fest. The August 11 post with 83% similarity saw ETH drop 0.65% in 1 minute, while DOGE plunged 1.35%. Today's moves are so tame they could be mistaken for market noise. The irony? Grok overtaking Google in the app store ranks as a headline, but the market's response suggests investors are too busy searching "how to care about this" on Google.

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