Grok is increasing the #1 downloaded iPhone app in one country after another!

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BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in United Kingdom 🇬🇧

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,485.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,487.67
+1.70 (+0.05%)
5 min
$3,486.63
+0.660 (+0.02%)
10 min
$3,490.55
+4.58 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199410
+0.0₃34 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.199400
+0.0₃329 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.199570
+0.0₃5 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006647
+0.0₅4 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.006624
-0.0₄189 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.006634
-0.0₅899 (-0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's Grok hype machine sputters this time, serving lukewarm crypto reactions instead of its usual fireworks. ETH inched up 0.05% in the first minute, then lost momentum with a mere 0.13% gain over 10 minutes: a far cry from the 0.56% surge seen after the Japan announcement. DOGE wobbled between 0.17% and 0.25%, barely registering compared to its 0.62% jump in July. GORK flatlined, dipping 0.29% after 5 minutes, proving even meme coins get bored of reruns. Volatility was notably tame: ETH’s 10-minute swing of 0.13% is half its historical average for Grok-related posts, while DOGE’s 0.25% peak feels like a snooze next to its 0.67% past performance. The market’s muted response suggests traders now treat Musk’s Grok updates like a sitcom rerun: vaguely familiar, but not worth the popcorn. Nothing says "innovative AI app" like a cryptocurrency reaction so dull it could put a quant to sleep.

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