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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,695.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,699.44
+4.29 (+0.12%)
5 min
$3,702.77
+7.62 (+0.21%)
10 min
$3,692.82
-2.330 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210000
+0.0₃5 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.210330
+0.0₃829 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.209180
-0.0₃319 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006921
+0.0₅599 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.006975
+0.0₄6 (+0.87%)
10 min
$0.006957
+0.0₄419 (+0.61%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH saw a fleeting 0.21% bump in 5 minutes before dipping 0.06% at 10 minutes, mirroring the lukewarm 0.21% rise from a similar August 2025 post. DOGE wobbled between a 0.40% gain and 0.15% loss, while GORK’s 0.87% spike in 5 minutes was its most notable move—still tamer than the 1.48% surge from July 2025’s "grōk" post. Volatility remains subdued compared to historical extremes: no wild swings like the 0.84% ETH drop or DOGE’s 1.59% plunge from July 2025’s "grok 4" post. The market’s reaction suggests Grok updates now inspire the enthusiasm of a software license agreement. Nothing says "revolutionary AI" like moving crypto prices less than a stale weather report.

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