Grok app now at rank 5 on App Store!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: Grok just moved to #5 overall app on the US AppStore. Downloads are skyrocketing. Was rank 56 a few weeks ago. You can try it too. Grok is free to download. Also, it is the fastest AI image & video generator out there.

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ETH

Before post: $4,239.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,212.58
-27.350 (-0.65%)
5 min
$4,205.64
-34.290 (-0.81%)
10 min
$4,215.00
-24.930 (-0.59%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223850
-0.003 (-1.35%)
5 min
$0.224450
-0.002 (-1.09%)
10 min
$0.224670
-0.002 (-0.99%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007457
-0.0₄509 (-0.68%)
5 min
$0.007437
-0.0₄709 (-0.95%)
10 min
$0.007389
-0.0₃119 (-1.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Grok announcement proves once again that crypto markets react to his whims like a sleep-deprived intern to espresso. ETH dipped 0.65% in 1 minute, 0.81% in 5 minutes, and 0.59% in 10 minutes: a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" pattern, but with less rumoring and more confused selling. DOGE mirrored the trend with 1.35%, 1.09%, and 0.99% drops, while GORK slid 0.68%, 0.95%, and 1.58%—because nothing says "celebratory milestone" like a coordinated red candle parade. Historical context shows these moves are oddly consistent: past Grok-related posts triggered similarly muted negativity, with ETH averaging 0.3% downside and DOGE wobbling like a toddler on caffeine. The 85.79% similarity to August 10th's post is particularly telling—markets have the memory of a goldfish, but the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel. Nothing says "bullish adoption" like a sell-off, except maybe a sell-off that’s become so predictable it’s practically tradable.

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