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@Apple App Store, why do you refuse to put either 𝕏 or Grok in your “Must Have” section when 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the world and Grok is #5 among all apps? Are you playing politics? What gives? Inquiring minds want to know.
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The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,228.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,233.66
+5.62 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,224.25
-3.790 (-0.09%)
10 min
$4,222.46
-5.580 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223520
+0.0₃149 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.222670
-0.0₃7 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.222630
-0.0₃74 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007526
-0.0₄259 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.007527
-0.0₄249 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.007508
-0.0₄439 (-0.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest App Store grievance sparked more confusion than crypto rallies, proving once again that his tweets are the market's equivalent of a Rorschach test. ETH saw a fleeting 0.13% uptick in the first minute, only to shed 0.13% over ten minutes, mirroring the historical pattern where Grok-related posts trigger erratic but ultimately flat reactions. DOGE wobbled with a 0.07% gain before sliding 0.33%, behaving like a distracted puppy chasing its own tail. GORK, the supposed beneficiary of the rant, dropped 0.58%, as if the market collectively sighed and moved on. Compared to past Grok announcements, this post induced milder volatility, suggesting traders are becoming immune to Musk's App Store theatrics. Historical data shows similar posts often lead to negligible or negative impacts, with GORK particularly prone to fading after initial hype. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a billionaire's app store complaints moving digital coins named after dogs and memes. The only consistent winner here is irony.

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