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Apple also choose ChatGPT to integrate into their devices, of course they’re going to be insanely bias and push ChatGPT over Grok or any competitor. We should have the choice of who we want our iPhone to come integrated with. We should be able to choose Grok over ChatGPT

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ETH

Before post: $4,272.89

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$4,276.82
+3.93 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,284.95
+12.06 (+0.28%)
10 min
$4,279.41
+6.52 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.225150
+0.0₃14 (+0.06%)
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$0.225360
+0.0₃35 (+0.16%)
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$0.225410
+0.0₃4 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.007568
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
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$0.007568
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
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$0.007584
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto tantrum had the market reacting like a sleepy guard dog: mildly alert but mostly indifferent. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.09% in 1 minute, +0.28% in 5, and +0.15% in 10, while DOGE barely twitched with gains under 0.2%. GORK, the supposed beneficiary of this rant, initially dipped 0.08% before a feeble 0.13% recovery, proving once again that even Musk’s own projects don’t always benefit from his soapbox moments. Volatility here is laughably tame compared to historical precedent: past similar posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.63% and DOGE spikes of 0.43%, while GORK once soared 1.33% only to crash 2.45% shortly after. This time, the market’s response was about as energetic as a dial-up connection loading a meme. The irony? Musk’s plea for “choice” in AI integration moved markets less than a rounding error, suggesting even crypto traders have limits to their attention spans—or perhaps just their patience for recycled gripes.

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