The trend is good. Grok has now moved up to rank 6 in the App Store. Was rank 56 a few weeks ago.

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Tetsuo
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Even my mom is switching to Grok. Pretty sure it’s over for GPT.

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ETH

Before post: $4,212.61

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$4,214.43
+1.82 (+0.04%)
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$4,197.80
-14.810 (-0.35%)
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$4,187.49
-25.120 (-0.60%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.232370
+0.0₃229 (+0.10%)
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$0.231510
-0.0₃63 (-0.27%)
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$0.231380
-0.0₃76 (-0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.007501
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)
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$0.007519
+0.0₄139 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.007516
+0.0₄109 (+0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok hype triggered the crypto equivalent of a shrug, with markets responding like a drowsy cat to a laser pointer. ETH saw a fleeting 0.04% uptick in the first minute before sliding 0.6% over ten minutes, a pattern eerily similar to the August 3rd post where early gains fizzled into a 0.11% drop. DOGE mirrored its usual theatrics: a 0.1% pop followed by a 0.33% slump, echoing the July 13th post’s 0.18% dip. GORK, the supposed star of the show, wobbled between minor gains and losses, peaking at 0.19%—hardly the moon shot Musk’s mom-approved endorsement might suggest. Compared to historical norms, this post landed with the impact of a soggy firecracker. The 67% similarity to the May 4th post, which drove ETH up 0.36%, only highlights how desensitized markets have become to Grok’s “special” updates. Volatility remains tame, with swings tighter than a budget airline’s legroom. Nothing says “market mover” like a token named GORK barely budging while everyone pretends to care about app store rankings.

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