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@teslaownersSV : BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in France 🇫🇷

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.49
+1.28 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,531.42
+1.21 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,523.49
-6.720 (-0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225720
-0.0₃189 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.225510
-0.0₃4 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.224220
-0.002 (-0.75%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021550
-0.0₅999 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.021580
+0.0₄199 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.021510
-0.0₄499 (-0.23%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest 𝕏 announcement had all the market-moving power of a soggy baguette. ETH saw a fleeting 0.05% uptick in the first 5 minutes before sliding 0.27% over 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with DOGE down 0.75% and GORK oscillating between negligible gains and losses. Compared to past 𝕏-related posts, this one was less volatile than a French shrug—historical drops for ETH averaged 0.17%, and DOGE often fared worse. Apparently, even crypto traders have limits to how much they care about app store rankings.

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