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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,253.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,250.59
-2.790 (-0.07%)
5 min
$4,260.92
+7.54 (+0.18%)
10 min
$4,259.74
+6.36 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239990
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.240640
+0.0₃619 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.240920
+0.0₃899 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007572
+0.0₅899 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.007600
+0.0₄369 (+0.49%)
10 min
$0.007596
+0.0₄33 (+0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets love parsing nonsense. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then rallied 0.18% and 0.15% over 5 and 10 minutes, a stark contrast to the previous similar post where it bled steadily. DOGE shrugged with a 0.01% drop initially, then climbed 0.26% and 0.37%, while GORK, ever the overachiever, posted gains of 0.12%, 0.49%, and 0.44% across the same intervals. Volatility here is tame compared to historical tantrums: the August 2 post sent ETH down 0.32% in a minute, and GORK once spiked 2.53% in 10 minutes on a vaguely related grok whisper. Today’s moves are practically zen by Musk-post standards. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading on typos and existential dread.

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