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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,511.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,500.60
-11.230 (-0.32%)
5 min
$3,500.14
-11.690 (-0.33%)
10 min
$3,499.57
-12.260 (-0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199380
-0.0₃679 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.199420
-0.0₃64 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.199550
-0.0₃509 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006422
-0.0₄11 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.006420
-0.0₄129 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.006464
+0.0₄309 (+0.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild confusion. ETH dipped 0.32% in the first minute, settling at a 0.35% loss after 10 minutes, while DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.34% initial drop before slightly recovering to 0.25% down. GORK, ever the contrarian, shrugged off the chaos with a 0.48% gain after 10 minutes, proving once again that obscure tokens thrive on unpredictability. Compared to last year's similarly vague "sparkles" post, this one packed a slightly stronger punch: ETH's 10-minute drop was 0.35% vs. 0.25%, and DOGE's initial reaction was nearly 7x more dramatic. GORK, however, flipped the script entirely, going from a 0.42% loss last time to a modest rally today. The takeaway? Musk's tweets remain the financial equivalent of a Rorschach test: the markets see what they want, usually a reason to overreact. At least this time, the damage was limited to fractions of a percent—progress, by crypto standards.

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