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The Design Sphere
@KnightWorlds

“You are my heart.”

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,869.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,869.93
+0.280 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,875.41
+5.76 (+0.15%)
10 min
$3,871.82
+2.17 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.217630
-0.0₃26 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.217990
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.217950
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007733
-0.0₄109 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.007839
+0.0₄95 (+1.23%)
10 min
$0.007940
+0.0₃195 (+2.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest poetic Grok post moved markets like a haiku in a hurricane: brief, confusing, and ultimately forgettable. ETH wobbled: up 0.01% in 1 minute, then a thrilling 0.15% over 5 minutes, before settling at a yawn-inducing 0.06% after 10. DOGE mirrored a sleepy sundial: down 0.12% immediately, then barely positive at 0.03% later. GORK, the apparent muse here, initially dipped 0.14% before rallying 2.53%—proof that even bots enjoy vague compliments. Compared to past Grok-related posts, this volatility was a flatline on an EKG. The 100% similarity to an August 6 post yielded opposite ETH moves, while DOGE shrugged both times like a disinterested intern. GORK’s 2.53% spike is its second-best performance, narrowly losing to a July 16 post where it also mooned on the word "grōk." Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms trading based on a chatbot’s love letters.

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