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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,642.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,642.80
+0.090 (+0.00%)
5 min
$3,636.91
-5.800 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,642.91
+0.200 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201440
+0.0₃1 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.200940
-0.0₃399 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.201470
+0.0₃13 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006670
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.006648
-0.0₄239 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.006620
-0.0₄519 (-0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled between +0.09 and -5.80 within 10 minutes, a laughable 0.16% swing that wouldn’t rouse a sleeping trader. DOGE’s 0.20% dip and GORK’s 0.78% slump suggest even meme coins are bored by repetition. Historical context shows similar posts once moved ETH up to 0.27%, but today’s reaction is weaker than a decaf espresso. Volatility? More like a flatline with occasional blips. Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms parsing "imagine None" and shrugging. The only thing dropping faster than GORK is the novelty of Musk’s word salad.

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