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Elon, this is fuckin crazy

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,496.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,491.11
-5.230 (-0.15%)
5 min
$3,494.55
-1.790 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,495.88
-0.460 (-0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199380
-0.0₃349 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.199670
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.199870
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006664
-0.0₄21 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.006677
-0.0₅8 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.006692
+0.0₅7 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual market shrug, proving once again that even his most chaotic tweets can't outpace crypto's indifference. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.15%), 5min (-0.05%), 10min (-0.01%), a pattern eerily similar to past "imagine"-adjacent posts, where the average 10min swing was -0.16%. DOGE and GORK followed their usual script: minor volatility (DOGE -0.18% to +0.07%, GORK -0.31% to +0.10%), though GORK's rebound hints at traders treating it like a meme stock with commitment issues. Historical context shows these moves are barely noise: ETH's worst "imagine"-related drop was -0.35%, while GORK once rallied 4.96% on equally vague hype. The real surprise? How consistently these assets ignore Musk's verbal fireworks, like a dog that’s learned not to bark at the mailman. The irony? A post praising "fuckin crazy fire" had less spark than a damp firework. Markets now treat Musk’s crypto musings like a broken clock—right twice a day, but mostly just ticking.

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