
Elon Musk
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@grok Imagine📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $3,445.51
DOGE
Before post: $0.20
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual Pavlovian dip, though this time the market barely mustered a shrug. ETH wobbled: down 0.10% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5, and 0.07% in 10, a far cry from the 0.32% drop after August’s similarly vague “imagine” typo. DOGE mirrored its usual theatrics with a 0.19% to 0.24% slide, while GORK—ever the wildcard—flipped from a 0.17% dip to a 0.35% gain, proving once again that altcoins interpret Musk’s musings as Rorschach tests. Volatility remains tame by historical standards: ETH’s reaction was 3x milder than past “imagine”-adjacent posts, and DOGE’s swings were half as dramatic. Even GORK’s rollercoaster was less nauseating than usual. The real mystery isn’t the market impact—it’s why anyone still pretends these posts contain hidden meaning. Perhaps the only thing “made with imagine None” is the collective patience of crypto traders.