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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,041.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,043.06
+1.12 (+0.03%)
5 min
$4,046.28
+4.34 (+0.11%)
10 min
$4,046.01
+4.07 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229010
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.229300
+0.0₃65 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.229450
+0.0₃799 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008238
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.008208
-0.0₄3 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.008228
-0.0₄1 (-0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink plug-and-play endorsement triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.03% in the first minute, peaking at 0.11% after five minutes before settling at 0.10%: a textbook "meh" reaction. DOGE mirrored this with a sleepy 0.16% to 0.35% climb, while GORK flatlined like a satellite with dead batteries. Compared to past Starlink posts, this ranks as background noise: no May 8th-style ETH rally (+0.48%), nor May 13th’s crypto cold shoulder (-0.36% ETH). Volatility stayed tamer than a Starlink setup tutorial. The market’s takeaway: Musk’s magic works best when he says something new, not when he repeats the manual.

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