Just plug in Starlink, point it at the sky and it works 5 mins after you take it out of the box!

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Setup Starlink with just two steps: Plug it in. Point at sky. Instructions work in either order

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,472.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,469.49
-2.710 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,463.42
-8.780 (-0.36%)
10 min
$2,468.72
-3.480 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227360
-0.0₃609 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.226150
-0.002 (-0.80%)
10 min
$0.227070
-0.0₃9 (-0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.043250
-0.0₃59 (-1.35%)
5 min
$0.041190
-0.003 (-6.04%)
10 min
$0.041200
-0.003 (-6.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink plug-in-and-play pitch sent crypto markets into a mild but consistent sulk. ETH dipped 0.11% in the first minute, deepened to 0.36% at 5 minutes, then settled at 0.14% down by the 10-minute mark: a slow-motion shrug. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.27%, 0.80%, and 0.39% drops, while GORK—ever the drama queen—plunged 1.35%, then 6.04%, and clung to 6.02% down, as if personally offended by the lack of hardware requirements. Historically, Starlink posts have been a coin toss: a May 8th hardware-free announcement sparked ETH gains (0.48% at 1 minute), while a May 9th airlines tease saw Tesla and PayPal wobble. This time, the market reacted like a bored audience to a rerun: similarity scores hovered around 60%, but the response was inverted—perhaps because "plug it in, point at sky" lacks the thrill of global disruption. The irony? Musk’s simplest product demo yet triggered the messiest reaction, proving crypto traders will overthink even a two-step manual.

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