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Starlink Direct to Cell will soon provide SMS service across Chile’s varied geography, eliminating dead zones and keeping you connected in case of emergency

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,175.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,185.73
+10.37 (+0.48%)
5 min
$2,179.49
+4.13 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,185.18
+9.82 (+0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195500
+0.0₃27 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.195310
+0.0₄8 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.195510
+0.0₃28 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028660
+0.0₃21 (+0.74%)
5 min
$0.028790
+0.0₃34 (+1.20%)
10 min
$0.028570
+0.0₃12 (+0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement once again proves that crypto markets will rally at the mere whisper of satellite connectivity. ETH spiked 0.48% in the first minute, then cooled to 0.19% at 5 minutes before rebounding to 0.45% at 10 minutes: a classic case of traders overreacting, then second-guessing, then FOMO-ing back in. DOGE barely twitched, with all movements under 0.15%, suggesting even meme coins are bored of Starlink hype. GORK, the dark horse, showed surprising volatility with a 1.20% jump at 5 minutes, likely because someone misread the ticker. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was notably stronger: past Starlink news caused ETH swings averaging 0.1%, while today’s move was nearly 5x that. The 57% similarity to the Spain/Portugal outage post is ironic—that one barely moved ETH, yet here we are pretending Chile’s SMS service is a blockchain breakthrough. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto pumping because your phone might get a satellite signal before your trades get liquidity.

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