
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
Starlink soon to be available on
@united Airlines
Starlink's high-speed internet will soon be available on
@united flights. Stream, game, work and more from gate to gate 🛰️ ✈️ x.com/thepointsguy/s…📈 Market Reaction:
PayPal 🇺🇸
Before post: $70.31
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $298.34
ETH
Before post: $2,317.64
DOGE
Before post: $0.20
GORK
Before post: $0.02
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's Starlink airline announcement sent crypto flying while leaving his other ventures grounded. PayPal dipped slightly: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.15% in 5 minutes, and 0.14% in 10 minutes, proving even fintech isn’t immune to Musk’s distraction aura. Tesla followed suit with a 0.18% drop in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5 minutes, and a partial recovery to just 0.08% down—because nothing says "investor confidence" like a sideways shuffle. Crypto, however, treated this as a rallying cry: ETH gained 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.25% in 5 minutes, and 0.12% in 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK (the meme coin you’ve never heard of) jumped 0.29% and 0.97% respectively in 1 minute, with GORK peaking at 2.47% in 10 minutes—because nothing fuels speculation like internet on planes. Historical context shows Starlink posts typically trigger mild crypto volatility, but this one outperformed, especially for GORK, which apparently thrives on niche announcements. The irony? The biggest winner was a token nobody Googled until now.