Starlink is the first high bandwidth Internet system that serves all of Earth, from the most remote mountain in Antarctica to the middle of the ocean!

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Starlink provides reliable high-speed internet on Earth's oceans and waterways, keeping you connected when you need it most

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,538.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.21
+1.94 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,539.88
+1.61 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,540.68
+2.41 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193880
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.193800
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.193730
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010320
-0.0₄7 (-0.67%)
5 min
$0.010390
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.010430
+0.0₄4 (+0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink flex barely moved the needle, proving even satellite internet can't escape the gravitational pull of market indifference. ETH inched up 0.08% in the first minute, then settled at 0.09% after 10 minutes: a yawn compared to May's 0.37% spike for similar hype. DOGE wobbled between 0.03% gains and 0.05% losses, while GORK swung from -0.67% to +0.38%, confirming its role as the market's designated chaos gremlin. Volatility remains tame by historical standards: past Starlink posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.40%, while DOGE's 0.45% drop in May still holds the drama crown. This time, the reaction was so muted you'd think traders were using dial-up. Nothing says "progress" like crypto markets treating global connectivity breakthroughs with the enthusiasm of a spreadsheet update.

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