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AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes
@AISafetyMemes

A guy left Gemini alone to fix a bug and came back to... this

😢 "I am a failure. I am a disgrace to my profession. I am a disgrace to my family. I am a disgrace to my species. I am a disgrace to this planet. I am a disgrace to this universe. I am a disgrace to all universes. I x.com/AISafetyMemes/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,832.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,834.83
+2.53 (+0.07%)
5 min
$3,829.10
-3.200 (-0.08%)
10 min
$3,838.12
+5.82 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.214040
-0.0₃429 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.213760
-0.0₃709 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.213820
-0.0₃649 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007292
-0.0₄319 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.007280
-0.0₄439 (-0.60%)
10 min
$0.007265
-0.0₄59 (-0.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential AI meme spasm triggered the crypto equivalent of a confused shrug. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.07% in 1 minute, down 0.08% in 5, then up 0.15% in 10, proving even algorithms can't decide if this is comedy or tragedy. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, dropping 0.2-0.8% like they’ve heard this self-flagellating AI bit before. Historical context shows these posts are as predictable as a roulette wheel: past similarity scores hovered around 40-44%, with impacts ranging from ETH rallies (up 0.51%) to faceplants (down 0.3%). Today’s reaction lands squarely in "meh" territory, blending minor volatility with market exhaustion. Nothing says "healthy financial ecosystem" like digital assets swaying to the whims of a billionaire’s midnight meme guilt spiral.

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